bridgewater

a small town in Nova Scotia, Canada pretty much a crappy town haha but pretty narley at the same time XD, it's also and hour away from Halifax Nova Scotia

stanley: "ya'll lets go to Bridgewater and kick T.O.B's ass"
everyone: "OK!"

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Bridgewater, NJ

A pretty boring town in Somerset County. Their school district refuses to close unless snow reaches the student's neck. This is despite the fact that the High School kids have to walk outside because they decided to put a California styled school in the middle of New Jersey. Way to go! Still, it's a nice area and most are pretty lucky to live there.

Manville Student: No School today!
BRHS Student: You're lucky you don't live in the Bridgewater, NJ district
Manville Student: Hahaha

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Bridgewater Briefcase

An alternative name for a cask of wine, named after Bridgewater in Tasmania where a large proportion of the population are unemployed and spend their days drinking cheap alcohol, taking drugs and stealing cars.

Dazza was quite the man when he strutted down the street on dole day with his Bridgewater Briefcase and carton of Winnie Blues

Bridgewater College

A quiet school in the middle of nowhere Virginia. Often known to smell of cow dung, turkey Poop, or chicken crap.

A plethora of fecal smells hits you in the face when you arrive at Bridgewater College.

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East Bridgewater

A small town in the south shore of Massachusetts. Home to Viking Pizza, CVS, the Viking Rec Center, and the Red Sox relief pitcher Manny Delcarmen. The Biggest company in town used to be the Shaw's warehouse but they left, no wonder. Now the biggest company is Ocean State where more people steal useless shit than buy it. Behind Ocean State and CVS is a popular spot for drug deals, fights, and hanging out. The movie theater there brings in about $400 a week. Snazzy.

East Bridgewater is poor.

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teddy bridgewater

Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.

Teddy Bridgewater acts like my son who is afraid of the dark.

bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

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