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The act of riding the curtails of someone else's notoriety to achieve success.
The extreme bristoling during season 11 of Dancing With the Stars led to several qualified dancers being eliminated prior to the finals, in favor of a less qualified dancer.
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The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.
While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.
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Breasts / collective noun for Bristol cars
When driving past the Bristol garage in Kensington (with your girlfriend in the passenger seat), exclaim "nice Bristols!" - quickly followed by pointing at the Bristol garage on the corner, before you get a slap.
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Bristol is a type of girl that will get guys in seconds. Bristol is a sexy, hot, boy magnet that by the end of the day she'll have dozens of guys asking for her number.
The act of shutting down racist behaviour, typically in a dramatic and ballsy style similar to the tearing down of asshat slaver's statue, Eward Colston, in the great Bristol protests of '20.
I don't know what they're deal is, but I'm all for bristoling the racists
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An unwed teen who is pregnant despite, or as a result of, receiving only abstinence-based sex education in a fundamentalist religious family.
Bristols are growing in number as the economy worsens, leaving them with fewer entertainment choices.
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Bristolized ~ Verb:
Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.
My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.
My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.
I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.
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