bromanization

The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.

"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"

Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.

bromane

When all of your friends have the same haircut as you.

That group of guys have a unique bromane going on

bromanizer

A straight male who has the uncontrollable tendency to create inexplicably close relationships with his equally straight male friends.

Man, check out Richard hugging it out with Anthony. Again. Dude can be such a bromanizer!

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broman

A total "bro". Someone who hangs out in a pack of style-less people, wear beaters or plain black or white "t's", and constantly use the words bro or man.

"Ay bro, are you down to go smoke, man?" broman

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Broman Empire

The mass nation of Bro's, Broski's, Broseph's, Brotato's, or anything of the like.

Non-Bro: Dude whats going on?

Bromander: The gathering of the Broman Empire

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broman catholic

A particularly "chill" Catholic-an individual whose crucifix necklace is only visible because he needs to unbutton his yellow polo in order to pop the collar.

Q: Yo man Is Marty a baptist?
A: No man he's chill, he's Broman Catholic.

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Broman Numerals

Noun.
1) The phone number, mailing address, or other form of contact information involving digits belonging to a bro, which he may or may not choose to advertise to potential mates.
2) In the context of a dare or a strongly imposed suggestion, may apply to the aformentioned contact information belonging to the desired mate. Only used when imposed upon a bro.

1) "Say, Brantford, can you hook me up with your broman numerals so I can keep in touch about the latest lax scores?"
2) "I dare say, Farnsworth, the odds of you attaining yonder beauty's broman numerals are far inferior to the odds of myself completing the same task."

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