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n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
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slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.
I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.
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A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.
Oh my God, look at that girl, she's a total broomer!
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A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.
“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.
God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.
Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”
God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
a roommate that is also a boomer
Meet my burritoistic broomer sitting on the couch over there
Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.
Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
Friend 1: “I fucked with John again, i hate myself for it!”
Friend 2: “Okay, broomer!”