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Bruno Mars

One of the most overrated singers of all time. Lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. His voice, especially in the song "Just the Way You Are", could use some improvement.

Ex 1:

"Did you hear Bruno Mars's 'Just The Way You Are'?"
"Aw, hell no, I'm listening to Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are'!"

Ex 2:

"Bruno Mars's song Grenade makes me want to kick the next guy I see in the balls for no apparent reason".

by TheFrickinPope April 8, 2011

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Bruno Mars

A 4ml dose of GHB in a shot glass with citrus juice. Orange or Tropical are preferred.

hey buddy, can I get a Bruno Mars..I wanna get wavey.

by The Lassoe January 18, 2013

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Bruno Mars

Code word meaning to catch a grenade for one of your fellow bros (ie Wingman).

Last night, that fat bitch was annoying the hell out of Joe and I was feeling pretty charitable, so I told him "Bruno Mars" and distracted her til we were ready to bounce.

by One-4-Se7en January 31, 2011

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Bruno Mars

A wing-man who will catch a grenade for you. Grenade meaning an ugly girl.

Michael: Last night Henry was a fucking awesome Bruno Mars...

by HighGooch August 25, 2011

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Bruno Mars

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

by NotPieGuy August 20, 2022


Bruno Mars

oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia

boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win

by marielsitaa June 23, 2020


Bruno Mars

A really good singer
he was featured in B.o.B's song "nothin on you"
he is an awesome background singer and writes his own songs unlike others

Have you heard that song Nothin on you?
Ya it features Bruno Mars, hes great

by reallybaked512 June 18, 2010

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