The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.
Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.
Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!
Alex: What a fucking weirdo!
The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛
That school is so Bumpus Middle School
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A female that is considered, "A stuck up spoiled bitch."
"Ramon why is Hailey such a Bumpus?"
"I don't know Jordan she is just a stuck up bitch."
The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).
Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!