Bunsen Butter

The lubricant used to have anal sex. Unlike most, this lubricant is edible and tastes great. Bunsen butter light is low in trans fatty acids, calories, and is part of a well balanced diet.

Bunsen butter is the only lubricant my wife and I can eat and have hours of lubricated anal sex with.

A healthy low carb alternative is "I can't believe it's not bunsen butter light"

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Bunsen Burners

A way to tell someone that they are bad.

*Jimmy airballs a layup* “YOU’RE BUNSEN BURNERS”

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Bunsen Burner

Any object which you do not know the name of or are too lazy to say it’s exact name.

Hey Lacreesha, will you pass me the Bunsen burner? It’s right next to the incubator.

Sure thing Gina, do you mean the WiFi router or the guitar?

The guitar! Thank you!

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bunsen burner

just a plain bad-ass mofo.

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bunsen burn

1.) When you fart while your own head is under the covers, trapping your own horrific flatulence.
2.) A self-induced {dutch oven}.

Dude, I was all curled up in bed this morning with the blanket over my head ignoring my girlfriend listing her things for me to do, and I {bunsen burned} myself. I almost died from the self affliction of the mongolian tv dinner I had the night before.

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Bunsen Burning

Verb, To engage in anal sex with icy hot

Last night, Mary and I had the best bunsen burning sex ever

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Brookly Bunsen Burner

When engaging in sexual intercourse with a broad(Preferably anal), use deep heat as a lubricant so that it causes a painful burning sensation. The Man can wear a condom if he wants to avoid the burn, but nobody likes condoms.

Any of you slappers up for a Brookly Bunsen Burner ?

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