buttermilking

When you eat nothing but cheese for 24 hours and then somebody fucks you in the ass.

"I had a crazy weekend in Napa; nothing but chardonnay and buttermilking."

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buttermilk

adj: southern slang for an interracial (black/white) couple

noun: to stand out like a sour thumb because he is dating outside his race

Like a fly in (the) buttermilk

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buttermilk

Adjective: To butter someone up before "milking" them, that is getting what you want without them realizing they're giving it to you.

Mr. CFO: This is intolerable!
Worker 1: I'm not sure how that error happened boss, but I'll do whatever needs to be done to solve the problem. Would you like to know who worked on this project?
MR. CFO: Yes, figure out who's responsible and tell me right away!
Worker 1: No problem, Sir. I'll read you the list of people who missed the error and call them to your office.
Mr. CFO: I know I can count on you, Worker 1. Go ahead and read it, I'll have them all fired!
Worker 1: Here it is: Worker A, Ms. Assistant, Mr. Senior Manager, Ms. Manager, and Mr. CFO.
Mr. CFO: Harrumpf.
Worker 2: I can't believe how you buttermilked that guy!
Worker 1: Word.

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buttermilk

something bad

Gym class is buttermilk.

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Buttermilk Jesus

One of JPEGMAFIA’S nicknames.

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha

Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

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buttermilk drop

Big Booty that is shaped like a large drop of buttermilk falling through the air.

Man, have you seen Todd's new girl? She's got sweet Buttermilk Drop.