M$C

Computer platform recently developed by Microsoft in association with the US goverment, the RIAA and the MPAA. This platform was designed to make those companies capable of impossing the users any kind of restriction, it achieves this goal by using hardware modules that enforce those restrictions and make the computer systematically disobey (betray) it`s user and obey exclusivelly the aforementioned companies. This computing platform was meant to replace the PC set of platforms (was meant to be built and sold by the OEM companies who formelly built and sold PC`s) thing which is near completion having only two PC platforms left to eliminate (both of which are near death BTW).

Dude, What did you do to listen to that Sony music CD without getting your Dell laptop fucked by the sony rootkit?
It`s easy. My laptop is a PC, and it`s running Linux. "Your`s" must surelly be a M$C.

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C+(B+M)=QD

A mathematical equation that is taught to all English children the world over.

This translates to - Crumpets, with the addition of a layer of butter and marmite in equal measure are, by there very nature, quite delightful.

This is the correct manner in which crumpets are to be presented. The rather coarse American tradition of jam (with or without butter) is a poor substitute, never to be practiced by any person that aims to imitate the manners of the upstanding English gentleman.
Goodness Quentin! Does this woman not know her C+(B+M)=QD's??

"Damn your preserve woman, pass me the bloody marmite!" is that I should of said.

JAM on my BLEEDIN' CRUMPETS?? Are you 'aving a laugh? Were you not taught no math at school??? C+(B+M)=QD and dontchu forget it!

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T H I C C M I L K

Dani’s Favourite drink

Me: “I got some T H I C C M I L K”
Dani “noice”

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C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

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L. M. C.

Low Marble Count. A condition of non compos mentis or occasional, mental deterioration. AAADD, aging adult attention deficit disorder, occasional forgetfulness, and destinesia are other symptoms.

Due to our advancing L. M. C. my friend Barb and I give each other a fresh bag of marbles on our birthdays.

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M. C. Enron

someone or something that has been sued or went bankrupt to the extent that it is more screwed over than the U.S.A. after Bush got his hands on the economy.

2 of the best examples of M. C. Enrons are M. C. Hammer and Enron, of which the term was derived from.

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P. M. C.

Shut the fuck up.

You Stupid Fuck.

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