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crumpet

Brittish slang for a hot chick

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

by tom ingle February 27, 2005

791๐Ÿ‘ 225๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

by suzylou October 26, 2003

526๐Ÿ‘ 233๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

a sexy person

she's a nice bit of crumpet

by lex dex April 19, 2003

392๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

word to describe a good looking female

"she was a good bit of crumpet"

by Fluffage July 27, 2006

233๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

by dero-licked December 17, 2004

54๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

48๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 19, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž