Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

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clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

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clamp it

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

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Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

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Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.

A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama

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Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

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Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

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