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1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
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A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.
Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.
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to go to a driving range
ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
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The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.
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What you strike baby seals with.
Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?
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A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.
Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
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gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.
"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."
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