CTD

Chuckle to death. It's the new alternative to LOL or laughing out loud. ROF may be added on to form ROFCTD.

*finishing a joke*
Jonny: ..then you're a gay fish.
Carl: CTD!!!
Sepo: CTD!!

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CTD

Computer Transmitted Disease

My computer is full of trojans, it must have a CTD!

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CTD

Acronym for Cummins Turbo Diesel

I got smoked out by a CTD last night, I couldn't see for a quarter mile!

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CTD

Crash Test Dummy
An extremely disgusting person, who looks like Buster from Myth Busters after an unbelievably ugly test

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yeah totally, a genuine CTD
Dude 1: Spot on dude

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CTD

Camera Transmitted Disease. Caused by web-cam whore's that have web cam sex a lot.

OMG. I don't want to cyber with you, I might catch a CTD.

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CTD

Cellularly Transmitted Disease, like an STD but for cellphones. CTD's can only be obtained by receiving a dirty pic.

Man that dude totally gave me a CTD last night after the party.

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CTD

Crash Test Dummy: A friend who'll do just about anything to see how it will turn out.

That guy's hot, ask him to dance CTD, DO IT! or Hells yeah you can make it into the pool from the roof, jump CTD!

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