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CTD

Chuckle to death. It's the new alternative to LOL or laughing out loud. ROF may be added on to form ROFCTD.

*finishing a joke*
Jonny: ..then you're a gay fish.
Carl: CTD!!!
Sepo: CTD!!

by Merlingoth September 22, 2009

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Februscare

to frighten any and all participants of Februscary during the 28 days of terror as per the guidelines on februscary.com

during the month of February, an individual participating in "Februscary" may scare other participants in any way imaginable without any liability.

*January 31st*

Douglas: Dude, I'm shaking.
Bowser: Why, man?
Douglas: Because it's Janunormal 31st, Februscary starts tomorrow!
Bowser: Damn, I hope I don't get februscared!

by Merlingoth January 17, 2011


WikiWalking

Looking up something on Wikipedia which then spirals into reading pages and pages of different articles.

Gary: Hey man, you look tired.
Ash: I'm exhausted. I was looking up The Fountain of Youth last night and ended up WikiWalking until about 3am.

Jimmy: I'll catch up with you in a bit, I'm going for a WikiWalk

by Merlingoth January 28, 2013

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Janunormal

the month before Februscary. Usually used to cower in fear of the days to come and to plan elaborate schemes to februscare other participants.

*January 31st*

Douglas: Dude, I'm shaking.
Bowser: Why, man?
Douglas: Because it's Janunormal 31st, Februscary starts tomorrow!
Bowser: Damn, I hope I don't get februscared!

by Merlingoth January 17, 2011

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ROFCTD

Rolling on the floor chuckling to death.

*fat kid gets on elevator*
Sepo points to weight limit sign and tells him to get off.
Carl: CTD!!
Billy-D: ROFCTD!

by Merlingoth September 22, 2009

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Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."

Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.

by Merlingoth April 6, 2010

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Februscary

the month after Janunormal in which it is legal to februscare all Februscary participants.

Goal: to februscare the hell out of all participants of Februscary during the 28 days of terror as per the guidelines on februscary.com

during the month of February, an individual participating in "Februscary" may scare other participants in any way imaginable without any liability.

*January 31st*

Douglas: Dude, I'm shaking.
Bowser: Why, man?
Douglas: Because it's Janunormal 31st, Februscary starts tomorrow!
Bowser: Damn, I hope I don't get februscared!

by Merlingoth January 17, 2011

11👍 1👎