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Literally the best person on the planet with absolutely no flaws. Excels in: everything, everything, and everything. Struggles in: absolutely nothing, still nothing, and more nothing. He is very hot, funny, strong, smart, tall, fast, and gets women. If you get the chance to talk to Cael, you are at the elite top 0.01% of people on the planet because he is so perfect and cool. Cael gets lots of women because he is an alpha mega chad. He has all A+ and is the best athlete on the planet. Cael is a god. All hail Cael. Don't forget to or you will be incinerated and beaten in hell. SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jessica: OMG IT'S CAEL HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM
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A petty thief - often known for stealing goods such as: lighters, marijuana, sweets, tobacco, and riizla papers.
Also known for standing people up and lying about doing so, and just generally paring people off. Bare.
Brandon: Nah, my mate got off from my gaff yesterday with my dench black clipper lighter and two rollies.
Ellie: Naaaah, that's sly. What a total Cael.
Brandon's mum: BRANDON, WHERE THE HELL IS MY LIGHTER? IT'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE HOUSE.
Brandon: Oh, my mate must've got off with it. The Caeling knob.
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IS VERY AND SUPER AND MUCH GAY AND ENJOYS KISSING HOT SWEATY MEN ON THEIR SOFT DAMP LIPS
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW CAEL MAKING OUT WITH A SWEATY BUFF HOT MAN AND LICKING THE INSIDE OF HIS SWEATY AND MUSCULAR MOUTH
Girl 2: IM NOT SURPRISED THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
a mean asshole that no one likes hes just mean
girl 1-hi cael
cael-get the fuck away from me!!!!
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n. Caele is an epic-cool sophomore that knows how to get down and party, when she wants to. A natural brunette, Caele enjoys hanging out with her friends, and is in love with her non-terroristic Arabic boyfriend.
Person 1: "Who's that girl walking down the hallway"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Caele. She's cool."
Person 1: "Man, can I get her number?"
Person 2: "Nope, she's taken."
Person 1: "Darn."
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Thug, Dolt, Fool, Carnie, Robber, Pinhead and Goon.
Cael is a goon.
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