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A.K.A Gaius Caesar Germanicus
- Born in August 31, 12 AD in Antium(Anzio).
- About the age of 2 or 3 he became the mascot of the Germanic Roman legions (Caligula, Little Soldier’s boots).
- When he was about 17 years, he began to engage in incestuous relationships with his three sisters; later on he became known for his bisexual incestual orgies.
- When being declared emperor, he ordered a bridge to be constructed from Baeiae to Puteoli(about two miles long) and rode it with his horse and wearing Alexander the Great’s breastplate because an astrologer predicted he had "no more chance of becoming Emperor than of riding a horse across the Gulf of Baiae".
- In 37 AD he fell very ill (encephalitis) and became the person he is known today for.
In June 10, 38 Drussilla; Caligula's most beloved sister died. Some say she died of loss of blood caused by anal sex, or that Caligula killed her because he impregnated her with a divine child that threated his power.
- Made his horse a senator, made a house for his horse, and wanted his horse to be a consul.
- He made a brothel next to the imperial palace featuring the wives of prominent senators.
- In his campaign in Britain he made his soldiers collect seashells as spoils of war.
- He made a statue of him to be erected at the temple of Jerusalem.
- On January 24, 41 AD the praetorian tribune Cassius Chaerea who knew Caligula since infancy and had been one of the best officers of Caligula’s father assassinates Caligula with the help of other members of the Praetorian Guard.
"Let them hate us as long as they fear us"
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Third emporer of Rome. Sick mofo. Also kinda really crazy. Committed incest with his three sisters. Whenever he kissed one of his lovers, he said "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so."
Caligula made his horse a senator.
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1) A Roman emperor who suffered from syphilis. Reputed to have had sexual relations with his sister (among other people and things) and ate her corpse after she died of the disease.
2)Someone who is incredibly perverted
1) Caligula once ruled Rome.
2) Dude, that guy just sucked off some guy so he could spit the cum at his statistics professor! What a Caligula!
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Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."
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A sexual position/act where the woman pretends that the man is Caligula, and she is the horse, and revenge is afoot.
Taken from a Questionable Content guest comic by Something Positive author, Randy Milholland.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to perform a reverse Caligula. She said neigh.
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An appropriate nickname for the 45th occupant of the Oval Office.
When you think about it, Combover Caligula fits EX-prezzie DJT perfectly in so many ways.
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The clementine Caligula once again used race to divide America and obscure his real motives in being President: PERSONAL ENRICHMENT.
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