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how to tell your friends to shut up :)
Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" 🤭
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"
Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"
Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
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When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.
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A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up
Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'
T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
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Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.
IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :
You do the laundry yourself then!
But i dont know how!
Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!
When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.
"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"