Canoodling

To show affection twords the other person in a relationship while sitting or while in the same area as a bunch of single people. Generally the comment, "Get a Room!" Is said by someone in the party.

Single Guy 1: "Man me and my buddy went to the bar last night and this couple just started fucking Canoodling right next to us!"

Single Guy 2: "Did you tell em to get a room?"
Single Guy 1: "Nah but my buddy did."

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Canoodling

Engaging in foreplay

They were canoodling all night long.

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Canoodling

An Act where by a man forces ones self onto an unsuspecting pool noodle in a park.

Jimmy Fallon came quickly while canoodling his daughters pool toy.

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Canoodling

Noodling (trying to catch a catfish with your bare hands by wiggling your fingers or toes as bait) from a canoe in shallow water. Often results in a capsized canoe, in addition to the injuries common to noodling (snakebites and missing fingers).

Tom: Joe and Billybob went canoodling the other day.
Bud: That so?
Tom: Yeah they didn't say nothin'?
Bud: Sounds fun though. I been noodling but never in a canoe. Didn't hear a thing though.

Tom: Guess that figures - big son-of-a-bitch turned their whole boat over and Billybob lost his phone - but they got the sucker!
Bud: Oh man - I better head over and get me some of that catfish - have me a roast tonight.
Tom: Sounds like a plan - but better get over there 'fore they're done givin' it away - everybody else's heard already.
Bud: Sure thing - thanks Tom!

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Canoodling

The act of a male couple or two drunk guys who put their uncircumcised pork pistols head to head and one guy reaches over and pulls the other guys forekin over his hard on and jerk both of them off with the extra skin. The opposite of lesbians scissoring.

Me and my boo decided to spice it up in the kitchen so we started canoodling.

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Canoodling

Playing monopoly, watching television, or anything of the doodling persuasion.

"Canoodling, you up to it after school man?" "No, I'm sorry, I don't have cable.'

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Canoodling

Making out with pasta in your mouth.

I was canoodling with this chick and I think I have to call in sick tomorrow.

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