A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
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Descriptive word for something very salty
Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock
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Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?
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