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Baddest bitch of all. She's literally the shit. Blonde, blue eyed beauty with some juicy cake.
Her personality is laid-back and kickass at the same time no joke. She'll knock the wind outta ya
Anyone who says that she isn't the coolest bitch around is just jealous because she is amazing.
Bobby: Dammmn who's that girl over there?
Other boy: Who Carolanne with the beautiful smile and fat ass?
Bobby: Yeah man I'd love to date her.
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Droopy ass fish smellin pussy boi with leaky ass titties and huge ripe ass dingleberries
Me: who dat girl wit the tittie stains
Jamal: oh dat be Carolanne
Me: she really finna needs to harvest them dingleberries
Jamal: fo sho
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When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.
Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.
This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.
With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.
You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.
She’s just a crackhead though.
CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!
Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...
CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!
When 8 lesbians make a chain of licking the front ones pussy making all of them moist
Person:Dude I looked inside a Wendy’s and I saw a dirty CarolAnn
Carol Anne Starr is a two hundred pound "part african american" mixed-race version of a skinny racist stereotypical blonde hair blue-eyed white girl; society considers to be a country bumpkin. Her skin tone is either medium brown or light brown and she has dark hair with a strong southern accent! Just by looking at her; you would assume she's fully black and not combined with other ethnicities. Loves the outdoors as much as she loves playing the guitar... Her hobbies consist of camping, hiking, hunting, fishing, riding horses, mudding, and sitting around bonfires at night while roasting marshmallows. After a long hard day; she usually drinks a bottle of fresh cold beer! Everybody thinks they're better and smarter than her because they all live in the big city and she's from a far away place with no civilization. They feel it makes them superior.... the fact that they are able to harness all of the goods that urban communities have to offer and they get to stay where the action occurs! They say the countryside is a lot less exciting because nothing ever happens out there. Everything whether fantastic or terrible; usually goes down in the city parts!! Carolanne Star is the mellow outspoken type and doesn't care too much for drama but will turn into an explosive firecracker when or if you disrespect her. People give her a hard time to test her patience and watch her fall apart but she proves to them that she's strong and isn't going to tolerate their silly mind games.
Where is carolanne starr?, asked the dude behind the front desk! His customer replied, "She's at home milking cows to feed milk to the guys & girls that were offended. They couldn't handle her opinion. The babies need some milk and nobody milks a cow like carolanne starr! starlight.sl1996"
Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
Positives About Carolann
. She's loyal to the core
. Has a heart of gold
. Independent
. Fearless
. Fucking hilarious
. Authentic in every way
. Naturally Beautiful
. Ridiculously strong
. Great cook
. Best lover to her partner
. Incredible mother
. Open minded
. Firm but fair
. Sexy as fuck
. Hard working
. Punctual
. Has a dirty laugh
. Articulate
. Very genuine
. Brave
. Caring
. Deep talker
. Very kind
. People Naturally open up to her
. Trustworthy
. Loving
. Emotionally intelligent
. Loves UFC
Negatives to some
. FIREY
. Can fight like a man
. Swears
. Sensitive
. Can be very inappropriate at times
. Loves vulgarity
. Dark sense of humour
. Doesn't like soaps or chick flicks
. Brutally honest... A little to much
. Likes her space
. Isn't good at small talk
. Doesn't answer the door
. Doesn't like people very much
. Pees with the door open
. Occasionally sleep walks when drinking.
. Stubborn as fuck
Don't fuck with Carolann.
Carolann, I need your opinion on this. You will tell me the truth.
Get me Carolann
Carolann gets kicked out of the pub for doing rollie pollies again.
*door bell goes* Carolann ignores it.
Carolann carried 3 weeks of food shop home herself again.
Carolann, I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. : Carolann - Who's car are we gonna take?
Carolann has a great arse.
Carolann: So... How do you think the pyramids were built? Do you shave your arsehole? How do you do it?
Carolann, what do you want to drink? Carolann: A pint please
What pod cast are you listening to? Carolann: Joe Rogans