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A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
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Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.
piking dogging ducking
Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.
From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.
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Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm / crapfest, and even of a person being querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.
(distant grumbling in background) (Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all: KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!
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1. A fish
2. Misspelling of "crap."
3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.
1. You caught a crucian carp! Carpe diem!
2. What the fcuk is this carp?
3. Yarr! Two to carp!
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1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!"
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
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An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game.
The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Jimmy: Who wants to play carps?
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
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