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A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
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When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"
Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.
Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
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A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)
Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
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Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic
Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.
Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.
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Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!
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