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Verb: Meaning an "office coup" whereby an employee or a person in an authoritative or semi-authoritative role (i.e. a manager, senior vp, vp, director, assistant director, etc.) is unceremoniously fired or demoted after negative feedback from co-workers trickles up or down the chain of command.
Did you hear about what happened to Dean? Yeah, everyone liked him until he instituted that mandatory overtime clause. He dug his own grave on that one. They totally Ceasared his ass!
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The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.
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Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.
Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
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A salad that has been splooged on.
The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
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droppin ceasar.."sexual position" when one partner usually the male or male figure type will drop to one knee, allowing his penis to dangle into the open mouth of his partner, who is lying on their back, and head on a pillow or object for elavation. For added flare one must flex arms in a muscular position resembling the famed Roman gladiators of "Ceasarian" era.... hence dropping ceasar.
Your mom so easy, she let a crippled guy drop ceasar on her. I pulled my hamstring last night droppin ceasar on my old lady.
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The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.
Ceasar squeeze, hot n' ready for the toilet. Just $5.
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A faction in Fallout:New Vegas. They’re glorified Ancient Rome cosplayers with a couple guns and mostly sticks. Their main enemy is the NCR (New California Republic). Currently they are fighting over the Hoover dam, one of the last places in the United States wasteland that can purify water and generate electricity on a large enough scale for multiple cities. They are slavers, taking anyone unlucky enough to be in the east of Vegas as slaves. They burned a small town in Nevada called “Nipton”, which had done nothing at all to provoke the legion, except have a couple strip clubs and have perfectly legal (considering there is no government) drugs. The final quest of the game involves either killing Legate Lanius (the commander in chief of their army) or talking him out of attacking Hoover dam, with your excellent speech skills.
Courier: Ceasar’s Legion burned Nipton
Ranger: What!?
Courier: *loading service rifle* legion burned Nipton