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The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
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A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.
Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.
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The metric for pubic hair coverage
Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.
Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.
Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......
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When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
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When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.
*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
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-yo bro have you met the 2 centimeter defeater yesterday?
-yeah bro i couldnt walk afterwards.