forty four change-up

Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.

Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up

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change round-up

This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.

a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.