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a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.
Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.
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(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis
I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.
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One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.
John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.
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n. a breed of chubby chaser, but instead of actually *chasing* chubby people, chubby people chase them. They unintentionally have chubby people as boyfriends of girlfriends for whatever reasons.
Denise: Wow, Amanda has a third porker for a boyfriend? She must be a chubby charmer.
Adam: Word.
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A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.
It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.
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An Irish version of a gangster. normally found in bars wistling at ugly women and drinking shit beer that the bartender dipped his nut sack in.
bartender: hey shannon i dipped my coin purse in that lucky charmer"s beer.
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The act of receiving oral sex while eating a bowl of lucky charms. Male/female assumes his/her position under the table while the recipient enjoys a nice wholesome breakfast.
Jason was treated to a "Lucky Charmer" with breakfast this morning.
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