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Not to be confused with a Chode, a Chicken Nugget is a penis of small proportions. Like a real chicken nugget it is less than a mouthful, not satisfying by itself, and can be warmed up and finished off in less than 3 minutes.
Girl: "Golly, that guy can dance; I bet he is good in the sack."
Friend: "Shucks, you would think, but we found out he only has a chicken nugget."
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evil and trying over the world, by eliminating morals and crashing the economy
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A sex move performed by allowing the index, middle, ring and pinky finger to touch side by side, thereby creating the appearance of the end of a chicken nugget, and inserting the hand in this position into a vagina. This may or may not be performed while involved in anal sex.
Jay: So I was fucking my old lady in the ass last night and I didn't know what to do with my hands.
Conan: Dude you should have given her the chicken nugget.
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God's best creation. If you don't like chicken nuggets, I feel bad for you.
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Dip your scrotum in BBQ Sauce, and slap it onto a grill until tender and juicy. Now, proceed to dip your BBQ-based balls into your partner/victims mouth.
"Wow, i recieved the best Chicken Nugget last night."
"Damn. Geoff won't let me try it."
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the coolest fried food in the world besides french fries and cheeseburgars and other stuff. NOT made out of chicken. its almost related to tacos and stuff. it tastes pretty good
yumm yumm yummity yum yum chicken nuggets
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(n, pl.) An exclamatory phrase of exasperation. Can be shortened to "nuggets" for those on the go. Also can be used as a derogatory name.
Greg: Hey man, how was the test?
Carter: Fucking hard. I bet everyone failed it.
Greg: Chicken nuggets! I'll never pass this class.
Lisa: Did you bring protection?
Greg: Oh, nuggets! I left it in my room.
Carter: Dude, you wouldn't believe this idea Greg and I had!
John: Ha, you chicken nuggets are high as fuck.
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