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The country that makes everything. In 2100 they will be making our air.
China in 2100: Buy our air or suffocate
Guy: Mr. President can we stop buying China's air they keep on threatening us with it
Mr. President: But it's so cheap though
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Ruthless Capitalists that like to cosplay Communism
Guy 1: Isn't it cool that China does so much for the working class?
Guy 2: Tell that to the workers jumping off the roofs of factories.
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้๏ผๆ่ฎจๅ่ฟไบ่ฅฟๆนไบบ
James: China Ching cheng chong chongkong
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A word kindergarteners are told it is known as a vagina.
That girl has std in her china
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A terrible place. Their government needs to be burned to the ground. It also wouldn't hurt to burn the officials alive... But that would be Oh So WrOnG!
Hym "China could use some good ole fashioned extreme violence and ๐ฅ right about now!!"
Iam "This is why we're considered a fringe element."
Hym "Yet they wield us against their foes as though we're some kind of brilliant, profound, genius, ultimate culture war weapon.... Hmmm... ๐ค I wonder why that is? Could it be that we are the thing we said we are? No... No that couldn't possibly be the case... That would be too obvious..."
Iam ๐ "This is exactly why we don't get any recognition for any of the things we've done."
Hym "Why? Because their inferiority to us in the conceptual realm is undeniable and we render their feeble existences meaningless? I agree! A very acute observation Iam! You're almost as brilliant as me!"
Iam "That's... You know that's not what I meant..."
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China, or formally referred and perceived by the majority of the world community as the People's Republic of China, is a country that is located in East Asia, spanning west from the tip of Afghanistan to the eastern flatlands facing the East China Sea; spanning from the Northern grasslands of Siberia and Mongolia to the tropical and lush rainforests around the border with Myanmar, Laos and Vietnam. Currently its status as a country is not fully recognised due to the presence of another China, formally known as the Republic of China and occupies the eastern island of Formosa, also known as Taiwan. Historically, both the mainland and the island was led by the Nationalists, who fought and lost against the Communists who eventually took control of the mainland while the Nationalists retreated to the island in the 1930s and the 1940s. Both sides claim both of each sovereign territory to be under their jurisdiction, and that the other side is run by an illegitimate government. In the past few years, however, Taiwan increasingly inclined towards carving out its own identity and creating its own independent island nation, something which has infuriated the Communists for seceding their own sovereign territory. Both Chinas have developed separately over the past 50 years, resulting in drastically different political, social and economical structures.
A: Hey, have you been to China?
B: Which China are you talking about? The communist one or the democratic one?
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Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.
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