Choate

The by-all-means unworthy rival of Deerfield Academy, and the home to approximately 850 oblivious, self-entitled yuppies-to-be, give or take a few special cases. When they aren't screaming their only “cheer” (undistinguishable howling) at games, they resort to screaming "safety school" at the opposing Deerfield fans. The only irony is that their acceptance rate is a full 8 points below Deerfield's, making Choate a last-resort to many Deerfield applicants. The worst part is, the same students who shower their vicinity with saliva when they shout "safety school" bite their lip and wish they went to Deerfield come college application time, as Deerfield puts up easily better matriculation numbers. So if it isn't the academics that's better at Choate, it is most likely the general decorum, right? Wrong. While Choate has no dress code, allowing them to dress like their cavemen selves as they slouch to classes, Deerfield has an upstanding coat and tie look that denotes respect and class. Finally, Choaties tend to tout their campus and its location as a Garden of Eden, bragging of its relevant place on the map (Wallingford, CT) The only real advantage this gives is that when they get suspended/expelled for their 119-year-old failure to understand basic discipline, it's not a far drive back to their hometown of New York City, where their parents will wonder why they never tutored them for the SSAT, so they could've had a shot at Deerfield Academy.

Therapist: Most of my clients suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, it's really quite troubling.
You: Why is that?
Therapist: Oh, most of them lived not far from Wallingford, CT - home of Choate.

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Choate

Those who don't get into Deerfield Academy, Exeter, Andover, or Taft, go to Choate. Those who go their are ghetto and are posers. It isn't a real prep school.

You weren't accepted at any good prep schools? Well I guess you can always go to Choate.

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Choate

Those who don't get into any better boarding schools go to Choate. They have terrible food and the school is in the middle of nowhere. People there are depressed and act out against other people.

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Choat

A saggy set of dirty goat testicles.

You'll never be able to breed that goat with a choat like that.

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Choated

Literally the greatest thing of all time. It’s better then Goated, it’s choated. If you are choated, you have reached legend status.

Bro Jayden is literally so choated I can’t even right now.

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choat

The area of skin between the ballsack and asshole. Also known as grundle, taint, derf, nacho, or gooch. Not to be confused with chode, a penis wider than it is long.

I put a pellet gun to Amy's ear and forced her to lick my chote. I had a very powerful jism.

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Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!