Matriculation

Admitted in a college or university.

I want to pass the matriculation to go to the Recreation and sports organizations.

Matriculate

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

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Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

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matriculable

The ability to put data into a matrix.

That data is SOOOOO not matriculable!

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matriculator

To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.

To be confined to a group.

To seek a score for matrimony

Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.

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matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

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Matriculate

1. (v.) To incite. To make something happen.
2. (v.) To move from one venue to another.

1. Hey, i'm-a go pop at theze breezys and see what I can matriculate.
2. Thizz club is dead. Let'z go matriculate over to Jevaun'z house and see if tha house-party'z craccin.

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