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used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
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A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
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A reference to the generation 3 Pokémon games, someone who has a good opinion or even just a good personality.
“Listening to Kanye West makes you a Mudkip chooser.”
A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.
Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.