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he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows if you're awake. also has the patience of a saint and probably hasn't slept in 10 years
"Who's the guy that runs Chan's Room?"
"Oh, that's Christiano Bangnaldo, he stalks his fans but we love him anyway"
The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team
Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof
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christiano ronaldo sewy
me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy
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Christiano's dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. And he's also a pansexual vegan demigod muslim guy.
''Yo christiano's dick is 40 inches fam''
I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )