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Christiano Bangnaldo

he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows if you're awake. also has the patience of a saint and probably hasn't slept in 10 years

"Who's the guy that runs Chan's Room?"
"Oh, that's Christiano Bangnaldo, he stalks his fans but we love him anyway"

by clueless_czennie May 2, 2021


Christiano Ronaldo

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team

Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof

by Messithebest trust me October 28, 2018

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christiano ronaldo sewy

christiano ronaldo sewy

me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy

by bexzerker May 25, 2022

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christiano

Christiano's dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. And he's also a pansexual vegan demigod muslim guy.

''Yo christiano's dick is 40 inches fam''

by yayatha March 21, 2017


Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok

.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )

by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024