The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

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Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

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clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

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clamp it

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

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Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

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Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

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Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

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