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A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
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(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"
"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
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Clay,
He is someone you want to keep in your life forever. He’s a great listener and is someone you can go to for anything . He will love you with all of his heart(he’ll make you feel extra special). He knows how to cheer you up and make you happy. A very athletic kid . Is amazing at football. So just cherish Clay for as long as you can .(you won’t regret it )
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A clay is usually a naturally strong person.the person is also a caring person and a bit of a softy at times. This person also usually does what needs to happen when you need someone to do it.
Dude he's a clay theirs just no changing that.
Man look at clay hes a beast .
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A guy who simply just needs to listen to the tapes but takes drastically too long
"Clay, you're the slowest one yet...What is taking you so long?"
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A hot sexy man who has an extremely large cock who hits on girls and then bangs them so hard that there tits fall off
Oh my god I want clay sooooo much <3<3
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