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(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"
"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
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When a partner perpetually asks their partner for consent after every kiss/sexual action within one series of actions, to the point that it annoys the other partner. Refers to Clay in the Netflix Drama 13 Reasons Why, who does this exact thing in a poor attempt to explain consent to the show’s audience.
Guy: “Is this okay? >smooch< is this okay? >smooch< Is this okay?...
Girl: Jesus Christ, stop Claying me!
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A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.
Hey mate, were you just claying in the toilet?
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One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.
Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
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God at Minecraft. Gives great advice. Clay's are amazing at videogames, talking to people and being funny. Clay's will also never hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. Cute as hell and gets lots of girls. I want a Clay in my life 24/7.
Erica: I'm in love with Clay. I can't believe a guy who plays Minecraft can be sympathetic as hell.
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When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
Devon and Reese and the other guys of the gang gave the restaurant the clay.
The most talented, brilliant thinker I’ve ever known; intelligent. Musically inclined. He’s very mysterious and unpredictable at times. A major sweetheart. An independent individual. Very thoughtful and kind. Always knows how to make someone smile. A really exciting and fun person to be around. Someone who you can never forget; someone who I can’t forget. If you see this Clay, I’ll always love you. -A
Person: “Who’s that guy over there? He’s really cute.”
Me: “That’s Clay; I agree.”
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