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Funny asf different original hella irritating also slow asf
Why that nigga Clifton hella funny
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The finest pub in all the Land. With its 'characteristic' décor, friendly bar staff, Weakest Link machine and £1 pints on Mondays and Tuesdays, you need look no further for your drinking requirements.
1. Mate, you coming to t'Clifton for a few beers?
2. I love The Clifton.
3. Let's go to The Clifton and rinse the Weakest Link machine for all it's worth.
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The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.
"I cosplay with myself."
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1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
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The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
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1) the act of making something more ghetto.
2) the act of decreasing physical attractiveness
Tom: Have you seen what happened to Eddie's car?
Kyle: Yeah man, it has definitely been cliftonized. It is falling apart!
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The beast of Clifton is found usually around Clifton dam or Clifton Marina. This beast is around 5’11 and extremely malnourished. It’s hunts for its food such as fish and squirrels but sometimes gets the odd dog or two
Bro did you see that in the trees I think it might be the beast of Clifton