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A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
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The Art where by a female urinates standing up. The Cobra is preformed when the female uses her index and middle finger resembling "fangs" to stretch back the labia and take aim. Thrusting pelvis is common and highly recommended.
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
Zayne: "Shit Jenny you should probably thrust your pelvis when you Cobra because your are pissing all over your leg"
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an uncercumsized penis, the hood like a cobra
Did you see JP's cobra?! It was spitting at us!
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A male "Cougar" if you will. One who preys upon a much younger person of sexual interest.
Before you know it, that silly Cobra is gonna be buyin you a margarita.
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When a jet pulls up, like, really fast to go vertical and keeps going horizontal
I wonder if my 747 can pull a Cobra
*A slang term referring to a man's penis.
*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.
*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.
"Cobraaaaaaaa!!"
-battle-cry of the Cobra unit in GI Joe.
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A word used by a person who is drunk, to mean sober.
You're at the distinct advantage of being cobra!
You are too cobra, drink some more.
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