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Like cock and ball torture but between two guys. The opportunities are endless! sledgehammers, semi trucks, teeth, or just your good ol' hands will do! My personal favorite is doing a version of a purple nurple with the tip...
Person 1: Dave and I are going to try out some cock and cock torture tonight. Everyone's doing it!
Person 2: What the fuck did i just walk into...
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defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.
I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.
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this word can be used as in insult to someone for being annoying, but it can also be used to describe a very foul smelling noun.
ex for cock butt/ cock ass
whispers "hey man i forgot to put on deodorant today, do you got any i can borrow"
yells out for everyone to hear "AAAAWWWWW DUUDE GET THE FUCKING HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELL LIKE COCK BUTT DUDE"
Roommate plays the good guy role after the 1st roommate had sex with a girl
I take a girl home, have sex with her, she becomes attached, i am rude and unpleasant to her at all times, she is at a low, my roommate comes in and consoles her to then leading her to have sex with him as well. Hence Good Cock, Bad Cock
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Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
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When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
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A card game in which a standard deck of 52 cards is dropped from shoulder height in between two players. The two players then scramble for the Kings (the "boy cocks") and the Queens (the "girl cocks). Scratching, biting, hitting, and trickery are allowed, even encouraged. The player who ends up with the most of the 8 possible wins that round.
How'd you get that black eye?
Oh, I played boy cock girl cock eieio for hours last night.
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