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Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.

by divasdayoff November 2, 2015

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Cockwomble

The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)

Shut the fuck up you great orange cockwomble

by MrsChippy1915 May 19, 2018

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Cockwomble

A useless bumbling fuckwit..

He is such a cockwomble he needs to get a life..

by #1 real bitch July 12, 2016

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Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.

"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

by Celebavari March 31, 2014

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cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 5, 2020

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Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

by Darmtoerist February 14, 2016

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Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 31, 2022

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