Cold Carl

When you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.

Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.

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Cold Carl

When you get schooled by a retard.

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"

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Cold Carl Sandwich

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)

"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"

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cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.

"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"

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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.