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adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.
He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.
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The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.
The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.
Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*
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When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
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A slang term for ejaculation. The term comes from the episode "THE UNCOMFORTABLY SEXUAL EPISODE | Prop Hunt #37" of Markiplier's Garry's Mod series, started when Wade responds to a premature ejaculation joke and his friends mock and make jokes about the use of the term.
Don't find my comey comey goey goey sock
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Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.
Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy
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