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When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
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The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.
1. thought shalt get laid
2.though shall not be gay
3.thou shalt have a honey wagon
4. thou shalt scam on honeys
5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline
6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)
7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys
8.thou shall get stoned
9. gretta is a bitch and that is that
10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
the commandments make life barable
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be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions
In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,
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One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
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The one and only, the Official.
can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND
will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.
also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
that move just put you in high command, you commander!
that is such a commander!
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To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
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