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Malicious Over-Compliance

A variation of malicious compliance where you respond (or offer to respond) with way more than what was asked of you, in order to try and pressure the asker to back off.

Sue: "So I told my husband I wasn't ok with him staying at his ex-girlfriend's house when he visited her town," and he was like, 'fine, I'll never hang out alone with any female friend - ever - if that's what it takes for you to trust me'!"

Sam: "That's some grade-A malicious over-compliance. My Mom's the queen of it. I told her I didn't have time to talk for 3 hours on the phone every day and she goes 'oh I'm so sorry, I'll stop bothering you with my sad, boring life - I'll never demand speak to you again... but perhaps you would allow me a 2-minute call on my birthdays and maybe Christmas?' Like, geez, lady!"

Kid: "Bye Dad, I'm gonna hang out with some older guys in a parking lot."

Sam: "No you're not - it's 10:30pm on a school night ."

Kid: "Fine, I guess I'll just stay home all day every day and never do anything but study and pray!"

Sam: "That's nice, kid - now do your homework." *turns to Sue* "Yeah, my daughter apparently inherited the malicious over compliance talent from gran-gran. I was sort hoping she'd get Mom's singing talent, but nooo... just the theater drama."

by Mai Ainsel July 9, 2020

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evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003


covert bipartisan compliance

The phenomenon is where individuals from different political parties work together behind closed doors to achieve common goals.

This type of collaboration is often kept hidden from the public as it goes against the expectations of their respective constituencies who may view such cooperation as betrayal.

By working together in secret, politicians can avoid being seen as compromising their principles or party loyalty while still getting things done.

The result is an agreement or resolution that benefits both sides but is not openly acknowledged due to fears of backlash from voters.

Covert bipartisan compliance is a sneaky tactic used by American politicians to deceive the public.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 23, 2023


Non-Compliance Tax

When offering some a Joint whilst they are otherwise occupied..and taking a longer time with it

*playing CoD*
Jim *getting well into it, paying no attention to J*
Dave *offers to pass J without saying anything, just holding it there*
Jim *has no clue J is waiting for him to take
Dave: Non-Compliance Tax! *smokes some more

by TwinTown23 June 13, 2011


Compliance Fatigue Syndrome

A state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations.

I think I've got Compliance Fatigue Syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.

by Tiger Quoll February 2, 2017


Communist Compliance Crew

Fact-checkers” of social media. Users may not have other opinions besides the ones approved by Big Tech, the biggest arm of the Democratic-Communist Party.

Them: The #communistcompliancecrew is not allowing me post my meme about God.

Me: Yep, that’s the Communist Compliance Crew for ya.

by Funtimeisover January 8, 2021


Compliance

To kiss or suck someones ass in an exchange for freedom.

Hey Candy, how would you like $20 for a quick moment of compliance.

by realtalkisfeeltalk January 16, 2021