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Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.
Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.
2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
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The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
As printed in the Washington Compost.
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A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.
I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!
A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.
Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.
Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:
Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.
Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.
Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
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A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.
Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!
Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*
Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*