Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

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compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

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compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

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Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

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compost

the act of not removing the ash out of a bowl of a bong or pipe. To throw in more smoking material (tobaco marijuana) on top of the ash and continue smoking.

"Don't bother ashing bro, compost that shyt "-willy potsmoker

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The Compost

The location where both people and animals are dry-farmed.

Dirty Mike and the boys just took me to the compost. Boy am I loose!

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