Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.
Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!
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"To play conkers with your testicles"
The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
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Another form of Crazy
Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.
Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.
John: No way! That's Conkers!
a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.
man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers
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A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.
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