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conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 10, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conkers

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.

Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!

by Testi-clese June 30, 2023


conkers

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

by streed51 May 30, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD December 1, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conker

slang for "mouth".

A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.

by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž