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A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
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The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"
A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.
Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!
best ez club ever!!!!! galaxy can suck it
wow ur in ez conquest, ur so cool.
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World Conquest ( Roblox ) is a roleplaying game that is based on nations that you can Roleplay as. You can preform military actions and etc. it’s ran by retarded mods that have a criminal conviction irl.
“Fucking asshole World Conquest mod banned me again.”
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Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.
She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.
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when you have had sex with a Black person, White person, Asian person and a Hispanic person. All the races are accounted for!
David successfully completed a world conquest after banging a chick of each race
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