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Your cheap ass is watching a pirated DVD which was originally sent to the Oscar committee to be considered for nominations.
Why does it say "For your consideration" at the bottom of the screen? Not sure, I bought this DVD in a bathroom in chinatown.
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The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"
In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.
During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"
Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"
After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.
Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!
Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
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con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
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1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.
1. an unnecessarily long moment or instant;
2. when the sixtieth part of a minute of time takes upon itself the characteristics of an extended pause appearing to last much longer than its given unit of time;
3. a noticeable hesitation, awkward pause or uncomfortable lag in conversation.
Greg: Hey baby, I missed you. How's my sugar doin?
(akward pause)
Mary: I slept with your brother.
Greg: Well after that considerable second, is there anything else you want to tell me?
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the photo that someone else has of you, with underage dick in your mouth.
The building was sold for $10 and other considerations.
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Similar to a prank, this makes someone or something the brunt of a joke. (see below for a prank example) A Considerate Prank is a prank that could intentionally or inadvertently help the recipient. (see below for example)
(ex. of a prank): when you turn everything upside down in your friends dorm room.
(ex of a Considerate Pranks): when you shave your pubes and put them outside so a bird can use them to make a nest. The bird enjoys the building material, and you get to laugh that it made its home out of your pubes.
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