Considerable second

1. an unnecessarily long moment or instant;

2. when the sixtieth part of a minute of time takes upon itself the characteristics of an extended pause appearing to last much longer than its given unit of time;

3. a noticeable hesitation, awkward pause or uncomfortable lag in conversation.

Greg: Hey baby, I missed you. How's my sugar doin?

(akward pause)

Mary: I slept with your brother.

Greg: Well after that considerable second, is there anything else you want to tell me?

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Chicken Wing

Similar to the high-five, this is the act of bumping elbows with a friend, family member, acquaintance or co-worker so as not to spread germs via hand-to-hand contact.

Moe: Hey buddy, great game! High-five!
Carl: (lifting bended elbow) Chicken wing, I just washed my hands.

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OldManDog

A geriatric canine.
An older gentleruff.

Mr/Ms/Mx. Greyhairs.

Doggo of advanced years.

My OldManDog is so funny, shuffling his back paws and barking at the kids to keep off his lawn!

Quarentime

The time spent in isolation so you don’t infect anyone else with your germs. You may not be sick, but the spread is real.

I’m working from home during my quarentime.

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