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cookies and cream

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 29, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 April 11, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookies and Cream

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray

Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.

by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie and cream

While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!

That shorty I was wit last night wanted to do something kinky, so I cookie and creamed her!!

by K-Dizzy January 21, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie cookie cream

A slang term used for crack

In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."

by VinnyThaOne December 8, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookies and Cream

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream

by stewartMalc September 1, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookies and cream

Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.

Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.

by Wayneld iz from flint May 30, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž